The first time I was aware of boats in blog land was the Black Pearl, which ended up being sank by its own Captain; but now there seem to be loads of boats springing up everywhere. I refuse to take part, to the point where I've got myself a one-man dingy, and its mine, all mine and the rest of you can sod off - unless you're an available female with low standards, then I might let you on
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- 12/07/2008 @ 22:26:58
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- 12/07/2008 @ 22:34:17
Yeah you keep drinking rum and I'll try and have a replacement liver (or three) set up for every port that you dock at!

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- 12/07/2008 @ 22:45:09
So you don't fancy a trip in my Starfish?
Oh well.

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- 12/07/2008 @ 22:47:00
The Starfish is a beautiful ship for sure, but I value my liver a little too much to risk a trip on it!
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- 12/07/2008 @ 22:30:26
There are lots of girls here:
http://goodshiplollipop.blog.co.uk/
And we have luxury accommodation and a free bar!
But you keep paddling your own canoe if you'd rather!

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- 12/07/2008 @ 22:36:53
I'm easily scared by women, too many girls is a bad thing in my books - sounds like a fun ship though
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- 12/07/2008 @ 22:40:05
It's on course to be a fun voyage. Please feel free to jump on board or try a mini-cruise and see if you like the company (or not)

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- 12/07/2008 @ 22:44:23
Thanks for the offer, I'll pass for now, but maybe if I get lonely sat here in my own boat, I'll jump on board!
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- 12/07/2008 @ 22:46:36
OK

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- http://notbob562.webs.com/blog.htm
- 12/07/2008 @ 23:24:54
I'm running the bar.
Mind you I don't know if that's an advertisement or a discouragement
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- 12/07/2008 @ 23:31:35
Not sure I could cope with all those pervy women leering at me - I'd feel dirty haha!
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- http://notbob562.webs.com/blog.htm
- 12/07/2008 @ 23:33:57
Why d'ya think I joined?

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- 12/07/2008 @ 23:41:02
Haha fair comment!
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- 12/07/2008 @ 22:31:42
The world has gone nautical!
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- http://www.gilraen.blog.co.uk
- 12/07/2008 @ 22:34:33
I'm an unavailable female with extremely high standards. Beckoning to you in a
scarlet bikini with a cocktail in my hand.
Join the Good Ship Lollipop. You know it makes sense.-
- 12/07/2008 @ 22:42:05
Thats a problem for me on both accounts, I seem to be surrounded by unavailable women
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I'll stick to my dingy for now!-
- http://www.gilraen.blog.co.uk
- 12/07/2008 @ 22:55:13
Well, whilst you're doing ya soul-searching come and have a cocktail with us on the Lollipop.
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- 12/07/2008 @ 23:13:42
I'll have to think about that, I'm worried that as the Lollipop seems to have mainly women on board, I could be taken advantage of while drunk
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- 13/07/2008 @ 13:30:23
In your dreams!

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- 13/07/2008 @ 13:46:35
Well ok, I'm an ugly bugger with no chance of finding anyone
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Is that better?-
- 13/07/2008 @ 13:52:20
Sorry not acceptable answer!

Everyone is lovely and there's someone for you somewhere.-
- 13/07/2008 @ 14:43:27
Sorry for that negative outburst, thats just how I feel sometimes about myself.
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- 13/07/2008 @ 14:56:53
Tut! tut!

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- 13/07/2008 @ 17:57:25
I don't want to feel like that, but I can't help it.
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- 13/07/2008 @ 18:04:34
I know - I'm sorry I didn't want to aggravate the situation for you.

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- 13/07/2008 @ 19:33:18
Its ok, don't worry about it.
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- 12/07/2008 @ 22:42:16
I torched the black pearl 2 straight away before i got a crew on there. I dont like competition, so i joined them.
Im a coward from way back, just follow the heard.-
- 12/07/2008 @ 22:53:11
Nothing wrong with being a coward, at least you're honest
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- http://www.gilraen.blog.co.uk
- 12/07/2008 @ 22:57:10
Yes - shame the guy who did that was a bit of a twat (excuse my language chaps), it would have been really great. But La Spice has stepped in, and that's equally as great. Join the Lollipop!!!
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- http://www.gilraen.blog.co.uk
- 12/07/2008 @ 22:58:41
I meant the Black Pearl not you of course Andy!
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- 13/07/2008 @ 13:33:41
He disappointed scores of bloggers for the sake of a couple of mindless comments. Sad really!
Something had to be done and quickly!
All those poor disappointed pirates
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- 13/07/2008 @ 13:49:12
Nothing wrong with not conforming!

And good luck finding that girl!
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- 13/07/2008 @ 14:42:52
I normally do try and conform, so this is kinda strange to be going out of my way to not conform
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Old-Nick
Pro
The only ship worth having a go on is the longest standing vessel on this here blog.

And that is my beloved "Chocolate Starfish"
I don't be followin' trends yung 'un.
But if people follow in my wake, what am I to do.
Drink more rum you say?
Don't mind if I do.
If that is at all possible of course.........