So can't really be bothered writing much, but still wanted to blog something so here it is!
3 Doors Down - Be Like That (American Pie 2 edit)
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7 kinds of Sex
@ 22/09/2008 – 14:35:53
Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: ! Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you".
The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
The 6th kind is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.
OOPS. Don't forget the 7th kid of sex - Social Security Sex. You get a little each month. But not enough to live on!
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He's not gorgeous, but he is a politician so......
@ 22/09/2008 – 11:33:45
One of the related videos to that last one is this little beauty from Australia....
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She's gorgeous, but.......
@ 22/09/2008 – 10:43:03
I was just browsing Youtube as I do from time to time and I came across this video which made me laugh. Now while I'm not one to reinforce stereotypes
much, seeing a blonde American coming out with this kind of answer I thought was pretty funny. This is 2007's Miss Teen USA competition.... -
Not so "tired and emotional"
@ 20/09/2008 – 19:18:00
It was my cousin's 21st birthday party last night, so family and close friends went to a party at my aunty and uncle's house. They had a LOT of alcohol there, as well as plenty of food - we're a "more is more" kinda family so family parties are always like that. It was a nice night, as I spent most of the night chatting to my cousin, his girlfriend and a few of our mates who had been invited. Through all the years that I went to Lourdes (closely followed by my sister and some of my cousins), we've all got a common group of mates which is great. I was planning to get absolutely smashed - not really sure why, but it felt like the right thing to do, which I did, but for some reason, I'm not feeling so bad today!
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New hair!!
@ 19/09/2008 – 18:01:41
Its my cousin's 21st tonight and since I felt I was long overdue a haircut, I had one haha! Not sure about it, but I'm not all that bothered really!
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What a week its been!!
@ 19/09/2008 – 09:53:05
Apologies for not being around more, I've had one of those weeks - my birthday was kinda nice, quiet and just what I wanted. On the day itself, me, mum, dad and my brother all went for an Indian in a restaurant not far from ours - I love it to bits!
Then because my sister was in work the night of my birthday, and also she's heading back to uni this weekend, we all stayed in on the Saturday night and watched Shrek the Third for a "nibbly night". A "nibbly night" is a family tradition that we've done for years; we get a DVD that we can all sit and watch together, then get a load of small, nibbly, party-type food - mini sausage rolls, mini samosas, spring rolls, tortillas, etc and its pretty good
!At some point on Sunday, I realised 23 years single sounds so much worse than 22 years single, so I was in that kind of mindframe for a few days, but I'd rather not talk about that as I've done more than enough talking about my thoughts and feelings on that situation.
Something else that has been frustrating the hell out of me this week has been trying to organise accommodation in Germany. I was told that I could maybe get into student halls, so I rang up the accommodation office for the local university to be told that they don't deal with international students, so I rang the international students office to be told that have nothing to do with accommodation, but if I rang this number up and talk to them about it, they'll be able to sort me out. So I ring them up to be passed on to someone else, and then again to yet another person, who then told me to ring the accommodation office. Which I did, to find out that they don't deal with international students.....see a pattern forming here?!
After going around and around in circles on the phone - I've offered to pay my parents some of the bill as it could be a big one with all the international calls - I started firing emails off to anybody and everybody who might be able to help, but most of them got ignored. I ended up turning tail between my legs to my mentor teacher in the school to see if she could help me. She's now put together my application and sent it in herself, and she's reasonably hopeful that I might be able to find something!
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That was a little surprising!
@ 11/09/2008 – 23:26:01
Ok so by UK time, its a little over half an hour until my birthday, but by Central European time, its been my birthday for nearly half an hour and so I've just received the Happy Birthday message from the blog staff. Is it me or is the message about as warm and friendly as rabies? Anyone who has had one of those messages in the past will know what I mean - Rampage mate, you've got some work to do on that message haha!
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11th September, 2001......
@ 11/09/2008 – 10:58:23
Its been 7 years since that day, but I don't think I'll ever forget it for as long as I live, and I don't think that anyone else who saw the Towers collapsing as it was happening will either. Right at this moment that I'm writing, its 10:50am GMT and so 7 years ago while the US was sleeping, I was in school and my thoughts were far, far away from world events. I was thinking more about my 16th birthday, which was the following day, as well as the usual teenage guy stuff - you don't really expect something so incredible to happen.
Normally my school day finished at 3:15pm, but every Tuesday, I had an after school class doing GCSE French as I wanted the extra qualification. I'd heard rumours from the teachers about something having happened in New York and in Washington, but nothing any clearer than that. It was after my class, on the way home that heard what had really happened and I couldn't believe it. I got home from school just as the North tower was collapsing. To say I was in shock is a total understatement, even having seen the footage many times since, its still so incredibly hard to believe it actually happened.
In some ways 9/11 will be my JFK, I know people who remember where they were when they heard about his assassination, or where they were when they heard about Lennon being shot. I think it will be many more years before the true impact of that day seven years ago will really be known, although I guess the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan have certainly left its mark on those involved, and I think both of those wars are a follow on from that fateful day in September 2001.
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Happy birthday hun!
@ 10/09/2008 – 00:31:54
I'm not usually into doing birthday blogs, usually because I'm dozy and never notice that a birthday is coming up. Since she has left me one or two
delicate and subtlereminders, I couldn't help but do one for our very own rainbowdreams86! Happy birthday hun and have a great one
! xxxxx
